The Evolution and its Consequesnces

Hi Folks,
My name is Dilip. This is my first blog, so kindly excuse me if i speak too many facts.

When we speak about evolution, everyone knows that man has evolved from a Monkey. That fact is true, considering some stupid things we always do. But what about Women. Where did they come from? Doesn't this make you think that all the time we are referring to the evolution and saying that Man has evolved from Monkey. Where did the women come from then? From an Elephant or from a giraffe or from a crocodile? This makes you wonder about a lot of things then.
The other day i was thinking about the same topic when i met a friend of mine, a gal, from my neighborhood. We were speaking about some issue and started arguing. At a point in the discussion, myself, in my reflexes thinking about the evolution, said that "At least i know where i came from". I don't know in what way she took that comment but it still hurts my cheek.
Did you ever here a lady yelling at her daughter saying "stop jumping like a monkey" or "quit monkeying around". No, Rite!! My Mom (Like all the others) still yells at me in Kannada saying "kothi kelsuglu maadbeda" means "Quit monkeying around". Have you ever seen a woman climbing walls or climbing trees (If you have seen such women, then stop looking at those activities. Its not good for a man to see such things).
So, give this thought of mine, a little thought and if you can figure out the mystery, kindly do revert back to me.

P.S: This is an appeal to all the women out there. Please forgive me if i had written any thing bad. Its just to lighten up the brain and to have a little fun.

Have a nice Day!!